#Fake bank statement for apartment full

I'm not sure how they'd prove that.ДЄm I better off lying and saying my parents are moving to live with me and having them on the lease? They said I can't have my parents on the lease unless the live there with me and they're out of state. I'm a tattoo apprentice but they won't accept that as 'education'.

#Fake bank statement for apartment full

But if I blow it on this application I can't apply to any of their properties again for a while.ДЄlso, they told me they do not take cosigners unless I'm a full time student. I have decent credit, no criminal record or evictions etc. Are they going to call the bank? Would I go to prison over this? Is there ANYTHING else I could do to guarantee I would qualify? My may statement says I made 2k because I deposited a bunch of cash. So in order to qualify I would need to photoshop a few hundred bucks into my March and April statements. I pay my rent with a money order so I usually save 500 cash for that.

I make half my income in cash tips some of which I deposit and some I don't. I need to make 2x the rent (1400) but my statements don't reflect that. The same company owns over 50% of the apartments in the area and 90% of the ones in my budget. So I spent the last 2 weeks looking at everything withing a 2 hour bus ride of my jobs. Law enforcement can't prove WHICH neighbor robbed me, just that someone in their apartment took my stuff so no one got arrested and I have to live in an unsafe situation until I get out of here. My roommate died in April and my neighbor broke in and robbed me of a couple laptops and things about 2 weeks ago. I've lived in the same cheap ghetto apartment for about 2 years now. I'm in a bit of a pickle and I'm wondering just how risky it would be to fake 2 months of bank statements in order to qualify for an apartment. While we do not accept donations or payment of any kind, we strongly suggest that you support Legal Aid and other public service legal organizations either by donating directly to the Legal Services Corporation or finding your state or local Legal Aid office and donating to them.Д¬ontact the subreddit moderators with questions, comments or concerns. See our list of megathreads before posting your question.ДЇor a list of other location-specific legal subreddits, such as the United Kingdom, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, France, Canada, Mexico, The Netherlands, or the EU please see here.ДЇor a more relaxed and humorous meta discussion of the 'legal' advice offered elsewhere on Reddit and the posts here please visit Bestoflegaladvice.ДЇor discussion of hypothetical legal questions, or other off topic law related questions please visit Legaladviceofftopic. Get answers to our most common questions, pointers to other sites about the law, and information about finding a lawyer of your own at the /r/legaladvice wiki. READ OUR RULES before posting or commenting. See a local attorney for the best answer to your questions. Advice here is for informational purposes only and should not be considered final or official advice.